Fly on WallStreet

I give you access to time machines and "future market moves," and you fuckers repay me with noodle twisting debates on monetary policy?

Look you, I have no formal training in the field of economics, despite it being my major in college. I just see things more vividly than all of you (not most).

When the markets "shit the shower" like this, I ask for two things in return: 1. Turn off the MVIS question box, for I could give two flying goat fucks about it, when the market is down 2%. 2. Quit telling me how inflationary shit is, while Bernanke is smoking crack pipe.

In short, currently, the market is oversold, which is why I traded out of my small SRS position. Additionally, volume is virtually non-existent, and CNBC's annoyance level is at an all-time high.

Pardon my lack of coherent discussion, but I'm in a rambling "blow my house up for the insurance money" type of mood.

So, what to do now?

Well, for starters, understand how gay the banks are, while the Fed is playing gangster with the CDO fuckers.

However, if you are betting against the banking fools, understand that tanner men than you will beg, borrow and steal to stay alive. Therefore, it may be a crowded trade.

As for new buys:

Well, I assume the metals will bounce and select tech. However, it's worth noting, "The Fly" lacks conviction, while stuff is being "mushroom clouded."

As you know, some of my long term fav's are HANS, MVIS, LNN, FMCN; but who cares?

Every man for himself, fuckers. I've got my boots strapped tight and a rambo knife glued to my hand.

NOTE: Please take the new "Fly Survey." Are you bullish or bearish?

NOTE II: Thank you SEC for the elimination of the uptick rule.

NOTE III: It looks like Mr. Asshat is calling me some "College kid" from the queer state of California. Does this guy get anything right? Call me a "bulltard" again and I'll track you down and throw peanut butter on your favorite lawn chair, in addition to melting down your beartarded blog, via internet laser beam.