Fly on WallStreet

I wonder how long the market will accept $80 oil, before the DOW starts selling off again. If you think about it, there is a whole lot of pressure on the credit card wielding fucktard.

I suspect the bears will punch back hard, sometime soon.

In general, today was an anti-climatic day, as many stocks sold off toward the end of the day. For me, the silver lining was the spike in UNG, thanks to the natty explosion. However, as you know, natty is for asshats. Therefore, I do not anticipate to "bank coin" in it, anytime soon.

My positions did ok, with massive divergence between the momentum names and the possble "value plays." Meaning: the only stocks really benefitting from this rally are the momentum names, like AAPL, RIMM, FTK, etc. All of my recent purchases of bow-wow shitfucking stocks, like iiG, AXR and even MVIS, suck balls.

Also, let me just say, I've been getting some pretty fucked up, house wrecking "tips," as of late. Most of the time it pays to just stick with the fundamentals-- and discard the chatter. But, it's never as fun. That's the dilemma.

The next time you see me doing a "Fly Buy" of a weak kneed hatfucking stock, please feel free to punch my mustache off or ignore me.

However, it's worth noting, I don't own much of these queer stocks, with the exception to MVIS.

If forced to guess, I'd say the next move is lower for the markets. Like I said before, there will be no clear direction until after the fuckfaces from the Fed decide what to do with rates.

NOTE: If AAPL is serious about making the "iCar," I am selling all of my AAPL, immediately.