Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Fly Announcement: The Grand Finale
All fucktards, under the age of 47 1/2, are cordially invited to see an "internet legend" (Fly) off, live: Monday, November 12th at 10:00 am.
Proper attire is demanded.
I intend to reveal certain things about "The Fly," and detail why it makes sense to burn this fucking blog down to the ground.
Also, do not miss this weekend's guest blogger, who will be sure to entertain, in a soul grinding sort of way.
In short, "fuck you, I quit."
Proper attire is demanded.
I intend to reveal certain things about "The Fly," and detail why it makes sense to burn this fucking blog down to the ground.
Also, do not miss this weekend's guest blogger, who will be sure to entertain, in a soul grinding sort of way.
In short, "fuck you, I quit."
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when you say i quit... do you mean "i'm broke, lost too much money to continue..."
if thats the case... i suggest you turn your monitors off, go to the beach, relax, come back in 2 months, and you'll be fine... even those shit can Chinese things have a chance at being up
if thats the case... i suggest you turn your monitors off, go to the beach, relax, come back in 2 months, and you'll be fine... even those shit can Chinese things have a chance at being up
Tim my new friend:
Obviously you have no fucking idea who "The Fly" is.
I'll make sure you know, "The Fly" celebrates his blessed life daily, via eating 2 1/2 inch rib-eyes and vast quantities of "rich man's whiskey"-- not that shit that you guzzle with your jerk off friends.
Obviously you have no fucking idea who "The Fly" is.
I'll make sure you know, "The Fly" celebrates his blessed life daily, via eating 2 1/2 inch rib-eyes and vast quantities of "rich man's whiskey"-- not that shit that you guzzle with your jerk off friends.
Fly,
You spelled announcement wrong.... I mean, you can't ask us to wear suits and shit while reading the blog, if you're going to make classless spelling errors like that.
-DT
You spelled announcement wrong.... I mean, you can't ask us to wear suits and shit while reading the blog, if you're going to make classless spelling errors like that.
-DT
I suggest a "Countdown to the End" ticker at the top of the page.
I also suggest you demand we click your ads until Google forces your blog down (for fraud), effectively leaving you no choice but to quit, absolving you of guilt and the temptation to return.
I also suggest you demand we click your ads until Google forces your blog down (for fraud), effectively leaving you no choice but to quit, absolving you of guilt and the temptation to return.
How about at least keeping all of us long suffering MVIS holders posted of recent developments....you're our lifeline to the share-deprived Tokman.
Things I would like to know...
1. Do you really drink high end wines? I have a wine rack stocked with silver oaks, darioush, shafer, Ornellaia, Staglin rutherford, and a pair of chateau Mouton Rothschild 03 Pauillac
2. why do you still own BLWD? I own RUTH as of last week
3. Do you eat instant, slow cook, or steel cut oats? I actually put oat fiber in my protein shakes
4. Do you like QCOM? I do
5. How do you know your IQ is 155?
1. Do you really drink high end wines? I have a wine rack stocked with silver oaks, darioush, shafer, Ornellaia, Staglin rutherford, and a pair of chateau Mouton Rothschild 03 Pauillac
2. why do you still own BLWD? I own RUTH as of last week
3. Do you eat instant, slow cook, or steel cut oats? I actually put oat fiber in my protein shakes
4. Do you like QCOM? I do
5. How do you know your IQ is 155?
DT:
Liar.
Tim:
None of your business.
MENSA told me so.
Long BWLD for the wings.
Hate QCOM.
Whiskey son, whiskey.
Liar.
Tim:
None of your business.
MENSA told me so.
Long BWLD for the wings.
Hate QCOM.
Whiskey son, whiskey.
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
goddam.
Oh well, go ahead flizzle out.
This best be good. Are you moving your operations to Dubai?
goddam.
Oh well, go ahead flizzle out.
This best be good. Are you moving your operations to Dubai?
Fly,
Hundreds of people know the truth.
Anyway, why 10:00am? How about you make it midday, when the market quiets down? Like, at 11:30 or 12:00 when people settle down to eat their lunch.
-DT
Hundreds of people know the truth.
Anyway, why 10:00am? How about you make it midday, when the market quiets down? Like, at 11:30 or 12:00 when people settle down to eat their lunch.
-DT
I have an IQ of 197 . True story.
Fluck you Fry u fluking balstad .
I will attend you wake dressed appropriately.
A.Testoni shoes
Bvlgari watch
Canali 3 piece suit
Brioni dress shirt
Tiffany cufflinks
Gianfranco Ferre socks
Versace boxer briefs
Versace belt
Ermengildo Zegna tie
Any other requests biiaaacchh ??
Fluck you Fry u fluking balstad .
I will attend you wake dressed appropriately.
A.Testoni shoes
Bvlgari watch
Canali 3 piece suit
Brioni dress shirt
Tiffany cufflinks
Gianfranco Ferre socks
Versace boxer briefs
Versace belt
Ermengildo Zegna tie
Any other requests biiaaacchh ??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Zombie suicide alert level raised to red.
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Zombie suicide alert level raised to red.
Don't insult my belt Broker !!
Have you ever seen what a $700 Versace belt looks like ? The buckle is made of real silver along with the Medusa head. With the skyrocketing price of silver I suddenly look like a genius for buying it.
Have you ever seen what a $700 Versace belt looks like ? The buckle is made of real silver along with the Medusa head. With the skyrocketing price of silver I suddenly look like a genius for buying it.
the problem you have with your business as a money manager is you have no ideas, you are a momentum trader, nothing else. entertaining might be a good career for you, i left i-banking to work for a hedge fund you all have heard of, then left to work for another hedge fund that is one of the most talked about funds in the media. i got fired from there because i refused to be "their bitch" so bought an ice cream shop and decided to play golf and trade my own account for the rest of my life
I've already made a sacrifice.
Now the troll known as "newequity" comments on my blog... calling me an idiot and rubbing bad trades in my face.
That should be enough, no?
-DT
Now the troll known as "newequity" comments on my blog... calling me an idiot and rubbing bad trades in my face.
That should be enough, no?
-DT
I always wanted to be a toll booth collector... but I wasn't sure if they would let me trade while people threw quarters and fast food wrappers at me
Fly,
I hate to see you go. I don't comment much like a lot of these other jokers but I read you everyday and find your comments helpful, insightful and wickedly funny. I hope you will reconsider or at least just set up a private blog where the fucktards can't bother you anymore. Either way, best of luck brutha.
I hate to see you go. I don't comment much like a lot of these other jokers but I read you everyday and find your comments helpful, insightful and wickedly funny. I hope you will reconsider or at least just set up a private blog where the fucktards can't bother you anymore. Either way, best of luck brutha.
Fuck you, asshole. The internets will be far better without your lying bullshit. Still up 40% YTD? LMFAO!
shortdabull,
I agree. That's my "hollywood hooker" theory.
He can't stay away. He needs us as much as we need him.
-DT
I agree. That's my "hollywood hooker" theory.
He can't stay away. He needs us as much as we need him.
-DT
Broker is moving to Nashville, where the coffee is hot, the biscuits are fresh, the girls are curvy, the church choir is rocking, the kids are safe, the taxes low, the winters mild, and the music lives.
Welcome to Nashville!
Welcome to Nashville!
Shut this shit down and I will take over, just hand over the keys and I will blog here. I could give a fuck really, I will still spit on traders even if they know who I am. Oh and you fuck guarding the downramp on the east side of the Merc, keep tickling that messengers ass every morning, I know you homos love each other but don't back up the fucking ramp to do your ass tickling. Fucking salad tossers.
# posted by 
: 11:21 PM
: 11:21 PM
Tim the Fuckbag Ice Cream Scooper:
Please stop with your assumptions, it vexes me.
Just understand, I NEVER trade momentum.
All of my work is well researched, using various sources of validation.
I've returned for myself and shareholders, north of 25% returns, for 5 consecutive years, but you already knew that.
Just, shhh.
No projections please.
Please stop with your assumptions, it vexes me.
Just understand, I NEVER trade momentum.
All of my work is well researched, using various sources of validation.
I've returned for myself and shareholders, north of 25% returns, for 5 consecutive years, but you already knew that.
Just, shhh.
No projections please.
Oh, one more thing:
I'm not running a 30k bullshit Scottrade account, like Tim.
If Tim were within 20 miles of my house, I'd have his fucking eyebrows punched off.
I'm not running a 30k bullshit Scottrade account, like Tim.
If Tim were within 20 miles of my house, I'd have his fucking eyebrows punched off.
No. The Klan explored strategic alternatives quite some time ago, spinning off non-core initiatives like racism to the Border Fence Builders. They are now focused on their core competency: crisp white linens. And that is made in China.
I think they have an office at 79 5th Ave. Across from Mesa Grill.
I think they have an office at 79 5th Ave. Across from Mesa Grill.
I hope you fucking quit.
It will force me to find something else to do with the time I spend reading this crap.
Perhaps I shall take up basket weaving.
Developing...
It will force me to find something else to do with the time I spend reading this crap.
Perhaps I shall take up basket weaving.
Developing...
Hell, you can quit right now.
I don't want you poltroons coming here anyway.
I've never asked for internet success. Shit just happens to me like that.
Odd no?
I don't want you poltroons coming here anyway.
I've never asked for internet success. Shit just happens to me like that.
Odd no?
Holy shit what the fuck are you having a fucking melt down right here on these internets before me very eyes.
Cowboy up Fly boy.
Cowboy up Fly boy.
You must be mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
Son, I'd stomp mudholes in your face for half the comments you chuck my way.
Keep in mind, I know where you eat dinner.
Son, I'd stomp mudholes in your face for half the comments you chuck my way.
Keep in mind, I know where you eat dinner.
Me thinks you should paint a self portrait of yourself and post it on Monday with your other shit.
You have until Monday to lop an ear off.
You could use that shear you use on your goats ass, you know the one that affords you a close comfortable shear shave for maximum smoothness.
I just worry about the rash.
Concerned.
You have until Monday to lop an ear off.
You could use that shear you use on your goats ass, you know the one that affords you a close comfortable shear shave for maximum smoothness.
I just worry about the rash.
Concerned.
EARNINGS FUCKFEST 2007
we now understand why FLY hates earnings. (thanks for that tip)
DISCLAIMER: if PETROHAWK(HK) misses tomorrow, we will also quit, move to Sao Paulo and open the 1st Build-a-Bear workshop (BBW) in BRAZIL.
we now understand why FLY hates earnings. (thanks for that tip)
DISCLAIMER: if PETROHAWK(HK) misses tomorrow, we will also quit, move to Sao Paulo and open the 1st Build-a-Bear workshop (BBW) in BRAZIL.
WE all gather round and fist fuck your favorite goat while you watch in anticipation of sloppy 40's.
Who lit me up!!
All this***All fucktards, under the age of 47 1/2, are cordially invited to see an "internet legend" (Fly) off, live: Monday, November 12th at 10:00 am.
Proper attire is demanded.
I intend to reveal certain things about "The Fly," and detail why it makes sense to burn this fucking blog down to the ground.
Also, do not miss this weekend's guest blogger, who will be sure to entertain, in a soul grinding sort of way.
In short, "fuck you, I quit."
All this***All fucktards, under the age of 47 1/2, are cordially invited to see an "internet legend" (Fly) off, live: Monday, November 12th at 10:00 am.
Proper attire is demanded.
I intend to reveal certain things about "The Fly," and detail why it makes sense to burn this fucking blog down to the ground.
Also, do not miss this weekend's guest blogger, who will be sure to entertain, in a soul grinding sort of way.
In short, "fuck you, I quit."
Good luck, and I think its been at leat a year,no much more like 2, you have excellent writing skills, and you blog was informative, fun and inlihting! THANKING YOU MR FLE
12 rounds needs to get off his daddy's computer.
Mission accomplished, 12 rounds. You are a certified jerk off now.
Mission accomplished, 12 rounds. You are a certified jerk off now.
Hey alphadick go fuck a dirty sock.
Who the fuck asked you to speak up jackoff.
Actually it was your Mom's Mac.
Who the fuck asked you to speak up jackoff.
Actually it was your Mom's Mac.
Long live Bob Pasani.
God willing, HANS will miss earnings and gap down $40.
Maria Bartiromo is a dick.
The Government just told me they will rescue the market, by the bell.
This is what a bear market looks like.
you're better off playing battleship in your toilet bowl.
God willing, HANS will miss earnings and gap down $40.
Maria Bartiromo is a dick.
The Government just told me they will rescue the market, by the bell.
This is what a bear market looks like.
you're better off playing battleship in your toilet bowl.
I will be here with my cyanide capsules on Monday.
and to Fly's 'Pole Smoker' detractors I say three words: "'Space Alien Magician' you assclowns". Technically, that is five words, so you get the last two for free. But since you're used to sucking a pair for free, you're probably already way ahead of me on that.
and to Fly's 'Pole Smoker' detractors I say three words: "'Space Alien Magician' you assclowns". Technically, that is five words, so you get the last two for free. But since you're used to sucking a pair for free, you're probably already way ahead of me on that.
Hans profit up 73 percent to .46 cents per share but analysts were expecting .49 cents.
Uh oh Yogi.
Uh oh Yogi.
# posted by : 6:10 AM
: 6:10 AM
I found the tie to wear with my leisure suit/disco outfit to Fly's finale. It will be a bowtie just like Jimmy Rodgers. Still going with the Foojoy classic golf shoes with metal spikes.
The metal spikes are a nice touch, can you still find replacements for those things?
# posted by : 6:23 AM
: 6:23 AM
JJ - I'll be buying FSLR for its run to 300. All stocks that get to 200, go to 300, don't you know that?
You better hunder down son, or take your losses like a man.
You better hunder down son, or take your losses like a man.
Check out the nov 1st IPO Nanosphere, Inc. NSPH
company is able to analyze blood/other body fluids INSTANTLY. it will eliminate the need for labs...think of the potential (ie: border patrol, instant analysis in ambulances, etc...sky is the limit with this one)
company is able to analyze blood/other body fluids INSTANTLY. it will eliminate the need for labs...think of the potential (ie: border patrol, instant analysis in ambulances, etc...sky is the limit with this one)
HANS crushed. Fuck I just missed buying puts on it. Good sell ahead of it Broker.
# posted by : 8:33 AM
: 8:33 AM
Rajin Cajun you have got to be kidding me. How did you see JASO up 6 overnight? Now if NVDA pops after earnings... Anyways, thanks for the picks :)
Is Fly really Jefferson Krull?
Is Fly really Cramer?
Is Fly really 12 rounds?
Is Fly really Bill O'Reilly?
Is Alex Tokman gayer than MVIS?
Who the fuck is Chuck Bennett?
And importantly, why exactly are MVIS margins expected to decline in 2015?
So many questions, so little time.
Is Fly really Cramer?
Is Fly really 12 rounds?
Is Fly really Bill O'Reilly?
Is Alex Tokman gayer than MVIS?
Who the fuck is Chuck Bennett?
And importantly, why exactly are MVIS margins expected to decline in 2015?
So many questions, so little time.
I believe Fly is a collge student working on a research paper (dissertation?) concerning the gullibility of people on the internet.
You sirry.
Fry Maxlim Bloker, big pissah off Compriance Depaltment.
Must fleeze brogging, or spend six months in Boirer Loom, scleaming at wet behind eal baby blokahs about Grengally Reads and how coffee fol crosers, ONRY.
Fry Maxlim Bloker, big pissah off Compriance Depaltment.
Must fleeze brogging, or spend six months in Boirer Loom, scleaming at wet behind eal baby blokahs about Grengally Reads and how coffee fol crosers, ONRY.
You SEE dis watch??
Dis watch mole expensive den you Toyolta outsigh!
You want steak knife, cock-suckah??!!
Dis watch mole expensive den you Toyolta outsigh!
You want steak knife, cock-suckah??!!
Hey Broker - I would like to see you try and punch off my eyebrows. I would rip your fucking head off and spit in your bloody throat.
I am not 47 1/2 ... and I am in better physical shape then you will ever be ... I know your ugly mug and wimpish figure which you revealed on your blog and it shows you to be a tart - and I would knock your fucking lights out with one back handed smack. Unlike your cushy pussy white bread ass - I grew up on the streets of New York - and you stand no chance.
Do us all a favor a fucking quit - your stuck up narcissistic rants are getting old ... and most of us dont really fucking care.
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I am not 47 1/2 ... and I am in better physical shape then you will ever be ... I know your ugly mug and wimpish figure which you revealed on your blog and it shows you to be a tart - and I would knock your fucking lights out with one back handed smack. Unlike your cushy pussy white bread ass - I grew up on the streets of New York - and you stand no chance.
Do us all a favor a fucking quit - your stuck up narcissistic rants are getting old ... and most of us dont really fucking care.
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