Monday, August 20, 2007
The Offspring- The Kids Aren't Alright
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"The Fly" will not be here forever, making you money in FCX, while simultaneously poleaxing you in UNG. As you know, this blog shit is stupid and will eventually end.
Wow, he gets a tough break on natural gas and all of the sudden he's Mary Poppins-- minus the feminine qualities, of which Fly (who once beat the living ever-loving-shit out of Kimbo Slice) has none.
Well, I guess that the characterization of Broker as the "stern, vain and almost always cross" nanny who leaves all-too-soon is fitting, though. When you think about it, there isn't any convincing explanation for how or why Broker came to grace us with Calculator-like brain. After all, we're nothing more than degenerate children-- undeserving of the floating tea* party known as "Fly on WallStreet". And as such, it can only end with Broker's stoic, umbrella-powered departure into the London sunset...
No wait...FUCK THAT SHIT! Broker, if you even so much as THINK of departing, I'll dispatch an entire legion of those filthy crack-whores that call my apartment complex their home onto your lawn-- with the malicious intent of making your neighbors appear to be of a higher social status than you. That's right, I've got "people" who specialize in that type of shit. Brace yourself for the appearance of impoverished living conditions, rich-ass.
Wow, he gets a tough break on natural gas and all of the sudden he's Mary Poppins-- minus the feminine qualities, of which Fly (who once beat the living ever-loving-shit out of Kimbo Slice) has none.
Well, I guess that the characterization of Broker as the "stern, vain and almost always cross" nanny who leaves all-too-soon is fitting, though. When you think about it, there isn't any convincing explanation for how or why Broker came to grace us with Calculator-like brain. After all, we're nothing more than degenerate children-- undeserving of the floating tea* party known as "Fly on WallStreet". And as such, it can only end with Broker's stoic, umbrella-powered departure into the London sunset...
No wait...FUCK THAT SHIT! Broker, if you even so much as THINK of departing, I'll dispatch an entire legion of those filthy crack-whores that call my apartment complex their home onto your lawn-- with the malicious intent of making your neighbors appear to be of a higher social status than you. That's right, I've got "people" who specialize in that type of shit. Brace yourself for the appearance of impoverished living conditions, rich-ass.
Looks like COF is in for some major carnage tomorrow.
There is so much bullshit floating around the markets right now its unbelievable.
With the financial sector comes a certain sacred kind of trust or safety net. When that trust is breached it can't bode well for the overall market.
On a brighter note- WMT has to be buy.
Fly, do you own IIG talk about the mother of all shorted stocks.
There is so much bullshit floating around the markets right now its unbelievable.
With the financial sector comes a certain sacred kind of trust or safety net. When that trust is breached it can't bode well for the overall market.
On a brighter note- WMT has to be buy.
Fly, do you own IIG talk about the mother of all shorted stocks.
With the financial sector comes a certain sacred kind of trust or safety net. When that trust is breached it can't bode well for the overall market.
Were you around in the 80s? Stay tuned, I smell a bailout.
Were you around in the 80s? Stay tuned, I smell a bailout.
# posted by 
: 8:03 PM
: 8:03 PM
Look at what's happening in the T-Bill market. Talk about panic.
You guys nailed it. It all comes down to credibility and trust. Once that is restored to the markets, we can all get back to the business of banking coin, unhindered.
You guys nailed it. It all comes down to credibility and trust. Once that is restored to the markets, we can all get back to the business of banking coin, unhindered.
Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the recessed lady's breast
How could i forget
He hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurtin
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Like the day i heard
Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear
King jeremy the wicked
Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the recessed lady's breast
How could i forget
He hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurtin
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Like the day i heard
Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear
King jeremy the wicked
Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Broker,
Remember that time you fired me?
...And that other time when you banned me?
Be advised: I cannot guarantee the integrity of the election results. Actually, the only thing that I can guarantee is the immediate and hostile dispatch of my Internet laser beam. Again.
Nevertheless, I would be more than glad to carry on the tradition of perverting the distinguished office of Weekend Blogger into a spotlight for amature commentary, empty promises, self-congratulatory bullshit, and beggarly Internet arguments.
Have you changed your mind about hiring me yet?
Remember that time you fired me?
...And that other time when you banned me?
Be advised: I cannot guarantee the integrity of the election results. Actually, the only thing that I can guarantee is the immediate and hostile dispatch of my Internet laser beam. Again.
Nevertheless, I would be more than glad to carry on the tradition of perverting the distinguished office of Weekend Blogger into a spotlight for amature commentary, empty promises, self-congratulatory bullshit, and beggarly Internet arguments.
Have you changed your mind about hiring me yet?
Jeremy--
Nah. You're like the Billy Martin of this website, while I'm Steinbrenner.
I'll keep bringing you back, then firing you.
Repeat. Do it again.
Email me.
Nah. You're like the Billy Martin of this website, while I'm Steinbrenner.
I'll keep bringing you back, then firing you.
Repeat. Do it again.
Email me.
LOL!! you keep poleaxing your ridiculous readership with your picks. Will LNN be the next Fly casualty? Oh I forgot, it's your #1 fave pick at the moment. LOL!!
LOL!! you keep poleaxing your ridiculous readership with your picks.
If any readers get poleaxed for following the Fly's picks, then they have no one to blame but themselves.
You'll notice that each Fly Buy comes with a warning that the reader may lose money if he makes a similar trade.
Besides, most of us do quite well poleaxing our own accounts without the Fly's help, thank you very much.
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If any readers get poleaxed for following the Fly's picks, then they have no one to blame but themselves.
You'll notice that each Fly Buy comes with a warning that the reader may lose money if he makes a similar trade.
Besides, most of us do quite well poleaxing our own accounts without the Fly's help, thank you very much.
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